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We’ve all seen them- the sandwich board advertiser. These are the wayward souls that finds themselves with little other option than to hang a sign around their neck advertising low cell phone rates or cheap massages. Oh it’s not pretty, and when put on a busy street corner it can be something of a punishment.
Fact 1: In fact, working as the human advertising gimmick is something akin to a medieval torture of humiliation.
Fact 2: As a sandwich board advertiser, you must stand there no matter how many times a sixteen year old might drive by and scream something at you.
Fact 3: Sadly, there is no getting around the fact that this is a very rough job.
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